Monday, March 26, 2012

Dick Cheney Gets a Heart Transplant

     It's true.  Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who says that waterboarding isn't all that bad, lied to Congress and the American people dozens of time to get America into highly profitable (for his former company) wars, and shot his hunting partner in the face, has received a heart transplant.  (link)
     I hope that doctors are keeping his former heart on ice for future use.  If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd like Dick Cheney's heart.  I would like a heart that hasn't been used yet.

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